MARAHNYE SAYE...

salam...

i should be gettin the result today...guess what???i click on the site, and happily, this is what i got...

"MAKLUMAN

KEPUTUSAN TEMUDUGA AKAN DIUMUMKAN PADA 22 OGOS 2011(ISNIN), SEGALA KESULITAN AMAT DIKESALI"

 aiyoh...matah la saya...saya yang marah....pfffff

HANYA 1 KEKURANGAN WANITA

Ketika TUHAN Menciptakan wanita , DIA lembur pada hari ke-6. Malaikat datang dan bertanya " Mengapa Begitu lama TUHAN? TUHAN menjawab "Sudah kah engkau lihat semua detail yang AKU buat untuk menciptakan mereka?" ... 2 tangan ini harus boleh dibersihkan, tetapi bahannya bukan dari plastik. 

Setidaknya terdiri dari 200 bagian,yang boleh digerakkan dan berfungsi baik untuk segala jenis makanan. Mampu menjaga banyak anak saat bersamaan,punya pelukan yang dapat menyembuhkan sakit hati dan keterpurukan. . Dan semua dilakukannya dengan 2 tangan ini. 

Malaikat itu Takjub.." Hanya dengan 2 tangan?...Mustahil!! Oh...Tidak!! AKU akan menyelesaikan ciptaan hari ini,karena ini adalah ciptaan terbaikKU. "Oh ya...dia juga akan mampu menyembuhkan dirinya sendiri dan bisa bekerja selama 18 jam sehari. 

Malaikat mendekat dan mengamati bentuk wanita ciptaan TUHAN itu. "Tapi Engkau membuatnya begitu Lembut TUHAN?" "Yah...Aku membuatnya begitu lembut,tapi engkau belum mampu bayangkan kekuatan yang AKU berikan agar mereka dapat mengatasi banyak hal yang luar biasa?" "Dia boleh berpikir?" tanya malaikat 

TUHAN menjawab: " Tak hanya berpikir,dia mampu bernegoisasi." Malaikat itu menyentuh dagunya. . . " TUHAN ENGKAU buat ciptaan ini kelihatnya lelah dan rapuh! Seolah terlalu banyak beban baginya." " Itu bukan lelah atau rapuh....itu AIR MATA". 

"Untuk apa?"tanya malaikat Tuhan melanjukan : " AIR MATA adalah salah satu cara dia mengekspresikan kegembiraan, kegalauan, Cinta, kesepian, penderitaan dan kebahagian " ENGKAU memikirkan segala sesuatunya. 

Wanita ciptaanMU ini akan sungguh menakjubkan!" YA Mesti. . . ! Wanita ini akan mempunyai kekuatan mempesona bagi laki-laki. Dia dapat mengatasi beban bahkan laki-laki Dia Mampu menyimpan kebahagian dan pendapatnya sendiri. Dia mampu tersenyum bahkan saat hatinya menjerit. 

Mampu menyanyi saat menangis, menagis saat terharu, terharu saat tertawa, bahkan tertawa saat ketakutan. Dia berkorban demi orang yang dicintainya. Dia tidak menolak kalau melihat yang lebih baik. Dia menerjunkan dirinya untuk keluarganya. Dia membawa temannya yang sakit untuk berubat. - CINTANYA TANPA SYARAT - Dia menangis saat melihat anaknya adalah pemenang. 

Dia girang dan bersorak saat melihat temannya tertawa. Dia begitu bahagia mendengarkelahiran. Hatinya begitu sedih saat mendengar berita sakit dan kematian Tetapi dia selalu punya kekuatan untuk mengatasi hidup, dia tahu bahwa sebuah ciuman dan pelukan dapat menyembuhkan luka. " Hanya 1 Kekurangan dari Wanita " DIA LUPA BETAPA BERHARGANYA DIA...

FRAUD

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assalamualaikum....ya allah, it was so long since the last entry that i posted in my blog..well, i am a little bit busy of house chores(eceh), baby sitting, n of course my study including the assignments n my research..okay, for my first come back, i wanted to post something that i think very important to be shared with my dearie blogger...

here it goes, well, lately i noticed in my email i received an invitation or i would say a reminder to collect sum of a big total amount of money that i won from a cash bonanza award..(what ev)...n the email is as follows...

From: Commonwealth of Nations Grant Award <cw@grantaward.com>
Subject: YOU ARE A BENEFICIARY OF £750,000
To: [cm@winner.com]
Date: Saturday, 18 April, 2009,

Commonwealth Nations,
Marlborough House, Pall Mall,
London SW1Y 5HX, UK

Your email was among the 60 lucky winners who won £750,000 (seven hundred and fifty thousand pounds Sterling) grant award each in the Commonwealth Nations 60th anniversary of the London Declaration.

The 60th anniversary draws was conducted through a random selection in our automated computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.

This initiative is to ameleiorate poverty and improve standard of living of member states and the world at large.

To claim your £750,000 (seven hundred and fifty thousand pounds Sterling) grant funds which have been approved by: The Queen of England, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, Head of the Commonwealth, send NAME; ADDRESS; TEL; to the Funds Transfer Manager of our registered Bank (Natwest Bank PLC, UK) via this email [geraldjohnson_natwestbonline@yahoo.com] for processing of payment.

Bank details below:

NATWEST BANK UK,
145, CLAPHAM HIGH STREET,
SW4 7SN,
LONDON UK.
FUND TRANSFER MANAGER:
Mr. Gerald Johnson
E-mail: [geraldjohnson_natwestbonline@yahoo.com]
Tel: +44701112 8413 , +44 702 407 1393, + 44 702 407 1399
FAX: +447075158082

Yours Faithfully,
Carolyn Johnson,
Commonwealth Grant National Co-ordinator.

(above is not the original version of email that i received as i hv deleted it, but i manage to get this sample tru the internet as i was checkin on the real things behind it)..so, it happen to be this is a total fraudulence...from the email received, we need to reply back by giving n fill in the particulars about ourselves to them...from my investigation(chewah)...there are people that need to pay sum money when they reply back to the email...

so people2,,,bear in mind...there are no easy money...please n please do not ever think of earning an easy money without you hv to work for it...when there are easy money offer to you, u can tell that the fishy smell is there...so people...

JANGAN TERTIPU YA....  

:;BaCk To ScHooL.:

Assalamualaikum wbt...


wah3..lame sgt ni dah tak mencoret kat blog ni..sian die ditinggalkan agak lame..memg btol kate org kalo kite dah start dgn blog, kene la rajin...kalo mcm saye ni..perghhh...ke laut...ok, since dh lame tak menulis, so, arini saye nk la berkongsi pasal cerita2 bru yg mgkin mnarik bg saye dn tidak bg pndgn anda....cit...heheheh...ok la, taknk membebel pnjg, kite trus straight to the point...(hei cairul, rojak sgt tulisan awk ni!)ala, takpe la, bkn nk masok prtndgn tulis cerpen bahsa melayu pon...ini care saye...ok3.sop it...continue back ur words...


cmni critentye, post yg terdahulu2 ade sy bercerite psl nk smbg blajar..dan xtau lg result interviewnye...well2, alhamdullillah, sy berpeluang menyambung pengajian sy yg insyallh dijadualkan bermula pd 8 Jan 2o11 nti...kecut perut gak...lame jgk dh tinggalkan blajar, tup2 kene smbung blik...takpe2, ni sume untuk mase dpn...i hv many plans ahead me...tp tak boleh nk crite sbb nti tak jadik...let me keep it to myself dahulu...nti satu2, pelan2, i'll let u know...for the time being, ape yg sy maukan dr anda smue, tlong dan tlonglah doakn kejayaan saye di dunia dan akhirat...amin


so, I AM BACK TO SCHOOL
1

HAVE YOU EVER REALLY LOVED A WOMAN?

To really love a woman
To understand her - you gotta know it deep inside
Hear every thought - see every dream
N' give her wings - when she wants to fly
Then when you find yourself lyin' helpless in her arms
You know you really love a woman

When you love a woman you tell her
that she's really wanted
When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one
she needs somebody to tell her
that it's gonna last forever
So tell me have you ever really
- really really ever loved a woman?

To really love a woman
Let her hold you -
til ya know how she needs to be touched
You've gotta breathe her - really taste her
Til you can feel her in your blood
N' when you can see your unborn children in her eyes
You know you really love a woman

When you love a woman
you tell her that she's really wanted
When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one
she needs somebody to tell her
that you'll always be together
So tell me have you ever really -
really really ever loved a woman?

You got to give her some faith - hold her tight
A little tenderness - gotta treat her right
She will be there for you, takin' good care of you
Ya really gotta love your woman...

Then when you find yourself lyin' helpless in her arms
You know you really love a woman
When you love a woman you tell her
that she's really wanted
When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one
she needs somebody to tell her
that it's gonna last forever
So tell me have you ever really
- really really ever loved a woman?

Just tell me have you ever really,
really, really, ever loved a woman? You got to tell me
Just tell me have you ever really,
really, really, ever loved a woman?

(p.s. this is what you feel when u really loved a woman)